President Donald Trump has long been accused of telling porky pies by his political opponents and even his Republican allies in Congress have occasionally admitted to his being being economical with the truth.
The Whitehouse has always stood by their leader, to a man (and now woman)they have aggressively denied that any of his statements contain anything other than the truth or that they were meant as a joke or were a form of sarcasm too sophisticated for his silly detractors to understand.
The frequent accusations of “Liar Liar Pants on Fire” directed at the President have consistently fallen on stony ground until now. C-SPAN have unwittingly revealed evidence of his difficulties with the truth.
The Secret Service have become so concerned with the clear and present danger of Trump coming to a fiery end from lie induced spontaneous pants combustion (LISPC) that his armed escort is now permanently supplemented by a fire truck.
The fire truck stands ready to literally cover his presidential lying ass, a function Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders has long been fulfilling in a more metaphorical sense.