Coming to Take Me Away

My right wing conservative friends have finally convinced me. The evidence is overwhelming. That socialist, Muslim, Kenyan, SOB in the white house has finally given himself away.

In his State of the Union address,  Barrack Obama failed to mention the 10 U.S. sailors in Iranian custody. This can only mean that a massive cover up is taking place.

Clearly Obama personally sabotaged the engines of the boat or put sugar in the fuel or something. This is a massive abuse of power and should be investigated immediately along with the pink unicorns who keep eating my cabbages and the giant squirrel in my attic put there by the CIA to listen in on my private conversations with my friend in the sky and please let me keep my guns and why is that little white van parked in my driveway and oh no they are coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee …..